We Aren't Talking
It seems be a common misconception that because you inexplicably decided to hate me and we still aren’t talking a year later that I, reasonably, should hate you and therefore not want to hear about you or be around you. But I, nonsensically, rather quite like you and would like to talk to you again. Maybe you’d like that too.
Every time I look at my locker number I experience little spasms of mathematic joy.
Parts of Speech
I have been noticing more and more often that people are disregarding words’ given parts of speech. Like making a noun a verb or whatnot. SWEET MOTHER OF JESUS PEOPLE ADDICTING IS NOT A WORD! You can be an addict, someone can be addicted to something, or something can be addictive. You may think it makes sense, to addict, but you are mistaken, there is no verb form. Addict is a noun....
Why are they so dysfunctional and required by every single (sadistic) teacher?